(MNW) Politician Wants Arrests After Gays Marry!

There's a big fight underway right now in Alabama, with a Judge overturning a marriage ban and state officials refusing to obey his order to issue licenses. Anti-gay politicians are threatening to ban all marriage licenses if the Supreme Court rules in favor of equality. And one lawmaker even wants to send clerks to jail if they issue licenses to anyone -- gay or straight.

(POLITICS Weekly) Scape Goat; Marked; Fail; Drama; Dumb; Dick-Sum!

• SCAPEGOAT: Tsarnaev Brothers Acted Alone?

• MARKED: Letter to Obama Had Ricin!

• FAIL: Senate Rejects Tougher Background Checks!

• DRAMA: Jenny Sanford Slaps Mark With Trespassing Complaint; Sanford on Trespass; Jenny Gets Even!

• DUMB: W Hopes Jeb Runs!

DICK-SUM: Weiner Not Yet Running for Mayor—but in 2nd Place! 

(POLITICS Weekly) Bi-Part; Teary; Reduced; Crazy Town; Delta Force; United; Judd Gate; Flannel; High-End; Man-Bootie; Too Right!

• BI-PART: Obama 'Determined' to Get Gun Bill!

• TEARY: First Lady Chokes Up!

• REDUCED: Obamas' Income Drops ... to $609K!

• CRAZY TOWN: Bill Likely to Bring Big Improvements on Mental Health!

• DELTA FORCE: Immigration Bill Will Ramp Up Border Security!

• UNITED: Toomey, Manchin Unveil Deal on Background Checks!

• JUDD GATE: Super PAC Behind McConnell Recording!

• FLANNEL READY: New Interior Secretary, Sally Jewell!

(POLITICS Weekly) Sweet Caroline; PC; Declined; Getting There; Living in Sin; Right; Bi-Lig; Fuzzy; Asylum!

• SWEET CAROLINE: New Ambassador to Japan, Caroline Kennedy! 

• PC: Obama Apologizes for Praising AG's Looks! 

• MY MAN: Michelle Obama CALLS Barack Is a Sex Symbol! 

• DECLINED: Obama to Return Portion of Salary! 

• GETTING THERE: Goodbye Flip-Flopping, Hello 'Evolving'! 

• PER-FER LIVING IN SIN: Ariz. Rep's Son Is Gay, But he Opposes Gay Marriage!  

• RIGHT: Washington State Looks to Force Abortion Coverage! 

(POP NEWS) Back Track; Wack; Solo; New Way; Internalized; Eggheads; Cheap; Wasted; Flaming; Mamma; Not Out!

BACK TRACK: HRC Apologizes for Mistreatment of Trans Activists and Undocumented Queer Immigrants at SCOTUS Marriage Arguments!

• WACK: Westboro Baptist Church Facebook Page Hacked? 

• SOLO: Dancers Groove to Protest Wash. State's Dance Tax! 

• NEW WAY: New Gay Magazine Goes Online to Avoid Oppressive Attitudes, State Media Rules in Singapore! 

• INTERNALIZED: Michelle Shocked Tells Piers Morgan She's Not Homophobic, Audience Couldn't Accept Her 'Reality'! 

• EGGHEADS: 30K Flock to White House Egg Roll! 

(POLITICS Weekly) Doma; Chambliss; Choice; Fierce O'Reilly; Meow; LBJ!

• TORN: DOMA Drama!

• ONE SIDED: Chambliss, 'I'm Not Gay. So I'm Not Going to Marry One'!

• CLEAR CHOICE: Clinton Easily Tops Republicans in Florida Poll!

• FINALLY: Senate Passes First Budget in 4 Years, 50-49!

• PEACE: Obama Defuses Heckler in Israel!

• FIERCE: O'Reilly Goes to Bat for Obama, Hits Bachmann!

• MEOW: Rove, Palin Get Catty!

• INDEPENDENCE: In Liberal Vermont, a Secession Movement Rises!

• HIS-STORY: For Iraq's 10th Anniversary, Gawker Prints Bush's Email!

• COUP: LBJ Nearly Ran for 2nd Term!

(POLITICS Weekly) Gettin' There; Fantasy; Eduacated; Top Dick; Slightly; Camp!

• GETTIN' THERE: Boehner on Trust of Obama: 'Absolutely'

• FANTASY: Rand Paul 'Seriously' Considers 2016 Run!

• EDUCATED: Major GOP Senator Changes Mind on Gay Marriage!

• TOP DICK: Mayor Weiner? He Spends $100K on Pollster!

• SLIGHTLY: Obama Approval Slips Down to 50%! 

• CAMP: Obama: Sorry, Joe Biden Is 'Too Young to Be Pope'!

(POLITICS Weekly) Quinn's Yawk; The Time; Moving; Bored; Waste; Done; Safe!

• NEW YAWK: NYC's Quinn Launches Bid to Become 1st Openly Gay Mayor!

• THE TIME: Why We Must End DOMA!

• MOVING: Jeb Bush Pens Book, Disagrees With It and Is Jeb Bush's Foundation Really a 2016 Team?

• BORED: Romney Takes Post at Son's Equity Firm!

• WASTE: 13 Hours Later, Rand Paul's Filibuster Ends!

• DONE: Senate Confirms Brennan for CIA!

• SAFE: Kerry Not Too Worried About Rodman Stealing His Job!

(POLITICS Weekly) Stand OUT; Direction; Shut Down; Entitled; Crossed; Bi-Part; Snob!

• STANDING OUT: 75 GOP Bigwigs Sign Brief Backing Gay Marriage!

• DIRECTION: Obama Approach 'Exactly' Right on Gay Marriage!

• SHUT DOWN: Sequester Time as Obama Signs Order!

• ENTITLED: 'It Kills Mitt' Not to Be Prez!

• CROSSED: Violence Against Women Act Breezes Through House!

• BI-PART: Is Christie the Second Coming of Jon Huntsman!

• SNOB: Boehner to Congress: Dress Up, Slobs!

(POLITICS Weekly) Union; Traditional; Adjusting; Heave Ho; Bordered; Bowing; Mentored!

• UNION: Why the Right Should Back Gay Marriage!

• TRADITIONAL: GOP Building 'Coalition of the Old' on Gay Issues!

• ADJUSTING: GOP Governors Are Coming Around on ObamaCare!

• HEAVE HO: Obama  Can't Afford 'Reckless' Sequester!

• BORDERED: Arizona Heckler to McCain,  'Where's the Dang Fence?'

• FINISHED: Nebraska GOP Senator to Retire!

• BOWING: Gen. John Allen to Retire, Skip NATO Post!

• OUCH: Rahm's Approval Rating: 19%!

• MENTORED: Obama Offered Big Thanks for 47% Tape to Carter?

(POP NEWS) Change of Heart; Small Town; Approved; Homage; Bonding; Weak; At Peace; Sold; Bloody; Medicated; Branding!

• CHANGE OF HEART: 'Weddings Unveiled' Magazine Rejects, Then Accepts Ad from Photographer Featuring Gay Wedding! 

• SMALL TOWN: 5 Charged In Oregon For Beating Man They Lured To Park! 

• APPROVED: Missouri School  Gay Teen Can Bring His Male Date to Prom!

• HOMAGE: President Barack Obama honors the late PFLAG founder Jeanne Manford at The White House!

(POLITICS Weekly) Here By; Not Quite; Indecisive; Sinker; Crazy Time; Hack; High; Power; Crook; LBJ!

• HERE BY: Obama Mulls Exec Orders on Gay Rights, Environment!

• NOT QUITE A 10: Obama Wants to Raise Minimum Wage to $9!

• INDECISIVE: GOP Blocks Nomination of Hagel, for Now!

• SINKER: Washington Post Punked, Says Palin to Join Al Jazeera!

• CRAZY TIME: Herman Cain Joins Fox News! 

• HACK: Next for Ron Paul, Talk Radio!

• HIGH: McConnell WANTS to Legalize Hemp!

• POWER TRIP Ex-Mayor Had Billion-Dollar Gambling Addiction!

• CROOK: Jackson Jr. Stole $750K in Campaign Funds!

• LBJ Love Letters: He Proposed on First Date!

(POP NEWS) Too Hot; Powerful; Sacred; Banned; Too Gay; New Rule; Subject; Gimmick; Baby B; Crazy: Tick Tock; Chic!

• TOO HOT: Senator Marco Rubio is Very, Very Thirsty!

• POWERFUL: President Obama Delivers 2013 State of the Union Address!

• SACRED: American Family Association Doesn't Want Gay Corpses in Arlington National Cemetery!

• BANNED: British Producer Deported from Uganda After Imprisonment for Staging Gay-Themed Play!

• TOO GAY: Pope Leaving for 'Good of the Church'!

• NEW RULE: AP Restricts Use of 'Husband' and 'Wife' to Married Hetero Couples!

(POLITICS Weekly) Hillary's Gossip; Phony; Declined; Taker; Going Lez; Mixed; Cashing In!

• RISING: Hillary More Popular Than Obama?

• GOSSIP: Hillary's New Site Feeds 2016 Buzz!

• PHONY: Alleged Prostitute Never Met Bob Menendez!

• DECLINED: Tagg Romney Rules Out Mass. Senate Bid!

• TAKER: First Republican Jumps Into Race for Kerry's Seat!

• GOING LEZ: Obama to Pick REI Honcho for Interior Secretary!

• MIXED: Strom Thurmond's Secret Daughter Dead at 87!

• CASHING IN: Skeet-Shooting Obama Now a Doll!

(POLITICS Weekly) Amused; Tagg; Color; Swoon; Fierce; Perfect; Bi-Ten; Inclusion; You Betcha; Reform!

• AMUSED: Senate Confirms Kerry, 94-3! 

• TAGG: What About a Romney for Senate?

• SPLIT: Scott Brown Will Pass on Senate Run!

• ADDING COLOR: Deval Patrick Picks Ex-Aide to Replace Kerry!

• SWOON: Chris Christie Once Again Gives Obama Some Lovin'!

• FIERCE: Clinton Slams Benghazi Critics in Exit Interview!

(POLITICS Weekly) Happy Days; Change; Not Bad; Smart; Grilled; Dream; Bull Dog; Melted; Growing up!

• HAPPY DAYS: Obama Gives 'Most Liberal' Speech Ever!

• CHANGE: Obama's True Predecessor is Reagan!

• NOT BAD: History Might Decide to Like Obama Just Fine!

• SMART: Is the GOP Moving to the Center? Or Just Getting Sane?

• GRILLIN'; GOP Fires Up the Grill for Clinton, Kerry!

• DREAM: Senators Near Deal on Immigration Reform!

• PARTIED: Scott Brown, Drunk Tweeter?

• BULL DOG: Biden in 2016? He Sure Looks Interested!

• MELTED: Sarah Palin Won't Be Back at Fox News!

• GROWING UP: GOP's Teen Superstar Now Part of Liberal Media! 

(Top VIDEO) Inauguration; Blanco; Hudson; Hillary Rips; Goats; Lovelace; Tigers; Timberlake!

• Obama's Inauguration Gets the Bad Lip Reading Treatment!

• Gay Poet Richard Blanco Reads His Inaugural Poem 'One Today'!

• The Obamas' First Dance at Commander-in-Chief Ball featuring Jennifer Hudson!

• Hillary Clinton Rips Into Senator Ron Johnson (R-WI) Over Benghazi Attack!

• Reporter knocked down by goat!

• First Look At Amanda Seyfried As Linda Lovelace!

• How Many Tigers Does It Take to Destroy a Snowman?

• Learn The Lyrics To Justin Timberlake's 'Suit & Tie'!

(POP NEWS) Russia DeGayed; Shock; Deleted; Harry Talks; Manti; Annoyed; Anderson Forgives; Milan; Franco; Stunt; Grief!

• NOT FREE: Russia Moves to Ban 'Homosexual Propaganda'!

• SHOCK: Gay Radio Host Marcel Juul Østergreen Beaten in Homophobic Assault in Copenhagen!

• DELETED: Author Insults Thai King, Editor Gets 10-Year Sentence!

• IRRESPONSIBLE: Prince Harry Talks Nude Pics!

• CONFESS: Manti Te'o Tells Katie Couric He Lied, Briefly!

• ANNOYED: Lip Reader Decodes Boehner Joke That Prompted Michelle Obama's Epic Eye Roll!

• FORGIVE: Anderson Cooper Has Something to Say About Beyonce's Lip-Sync! 

• MILAN: Shakira Welcomes Son, Names Him...!

• TRENDY: Karl Lagerfeld Sends Lesbian Brides Down the Runway!

(POP NEWS) Gay Milestone; Mixed Bag; Annoyed; Bronzed; Bitch Alert; Censored; Campy; Gaga; Brave; Gen Gap; Gorgeous!

• MILESTONE: Obama Gives 'Most Liberal' Speech Ever!

• MIXED BAG: Stars, Westboro, and Scalia's Weird Hat!

• ANNOYED: Michelle Obama Eyerolls John Boehner!

• BRONZED: The MLK Memorial Isn't So Bad!

• BITCH ALERT: Jill Kelley on Those Threatening Emails From Broadwell!

• CENSORED: Georgia Sued for Banning 'GAYGUY' Vanity Plate!

• CAMPY: Pics Show POWs Performing in Nazi Camp!

• NOT TRUE: Library Moves Armstrong Books ... to Fiction Section!

(SPECIAL) Five Years of Barack Obama - a Time-Lapse!

Chicago-based artist Jeremy Tubbs has created, from 2,500 photographs of the President from January of 2008 to December 2012, a time-lapse which shows the effect the office has had on Obama physically and emotionally.