(POP NEWS) Disaster; Tragic; Not Blamed; Non-Pro; Desperate; Multi; Sista; Unrest; Oz'd; Trans-Port; Offended; Demented; Ozzy Days!

• DISASTER: Explosions, Injuries Reported at Finish Line of Boston Marathon AND What We Know This Morning!

• TRAGIC: The Bombing's 8-Year-Old Victim!

• NOT BLAMED: Taliban Denies Role in Boston Bombing!

• NON-PRO: 70 Anti-Gay Marriage Protesters Arrested in Paris for Trying to Set Up Campsite Outside National Assembly!

• DESPERATE: France's Top Catholic Bishop Says Gay Marriage Will Cause Violence!

• MULTI: Real Marriage Equality Means Legalizing Polygamy!

• SISTA: 19th-Century German Nun Performed Miracle!

• UNREST: Protests Rage After Venezuela Refuses to Recount!

(POP NEWS) Reality; Le Chic; Outed; Offended; Over-Turn; Dinkie; Arm-Up; Perfect; Bust; Judged; Phony; Re-mix!

• REALITY: Gay Man Arrested at Hospital for Refusing to Leave Sick Partner's Bedside WHILE Differing Accounts Emerge!

• LE CHIC: French Senate Gives Final Approval to Gay Marriage and Adoption!

• OUTED: Warren's Son Shot Self With 'Unregistered Gun'!

• OFFENDED: Newtown Upset by Glee School Shooting Episode!

• OVER-TURN: Support Up for Gay Marriage, Down for Abortion!

• DINKIE: Winklevoss Twins Behind One of Biggest Bitcoin Hauls!

• ARM-UP: NFL Trains Security Team in Case a Gay Player Comes Out!

• PER-FECT: Cristiano Ronaldo Meets His Turkish Impersonator and #1 Fan!

(POP NEWS) Nothing Compares to Pope; Unfinished; In Fashion; Postponed; Rejected: Fixed: Not Gay; Jail Bait; Real; Bare!

• NOTHING COMPARES: Sinead O'Connor Congratulates Pope Benedict on His 'Greatest Achievement': Retiring!

• UNFINISHED: Benedict's Legacy? A List of Unachieved Goals! 

• IN FASHION: French National Assembly Approves Bill Legalizing Gay Marriage and Adoption in 329-229 Vote!

• POSTPONED: Marriage Equality Bill in Hawaii Shelved for Session!

• REJECTED: Gay Man Gives Emotional Speech After He and Partner are Denied Marriage License in Tennessee!

• NEXT MILESTONE: Senator Tom Harkin: 'We're Going to Move ENDA This Year'! 

(POP NEWS) Ma Cherie; Champ; Boozed; Dissed; Not True; Toxic; Over; Euro; Wrapped; Show Off; Sly!

• MA CHERIE': 125,000 Come Out To Support Marriage Equality In France!

• CHAMP: Novak Djokovic wins fourth Australian Open!

• BOOZED: Prince Harry Back to His Partying Ways!

• DISSED: Chris Hughes Has 'Serious Concerns' About Mark Zuckerberg's Friend Chris Christie!

• NOT TRUE: Why Steve Wozniak Hates the First Steve Jobs Movie Clip!

• TOXIC: How Playing Steve Jobs Landed Kutcher in Hospital!

(POP NEWS) FAB Michelle; Historic Obama; Exposed; Iconic; New Path; Stand; Mystery; Dope; Attractive; Smart on Swift; Mum, Trendy!

• FAB: Michelle Obama's New Hairdo 'Bangtastic'!

• HISTORIC: Obama's New Official Portrait!

• EXPOSED: Mona Lisa Sent to Outer Space via Laser!

• ICONIC: Dear Abby' Dead at 94!

• NEW PATH: Former NJ Governor Jim McGreevey Has Given Up Quest for Priesthood, Wants to Get Married! 

• STAND: Boy Scout Camp Leader Comes Out in YouTube Video, Speaks Out!

• MYSTERY: Gay Rumor Mill Ramping Up Over Manti Te'o 'Dead Girlfriend' Hoax!

• DOPE: Armstrong Doped in All 7 Tour de France Wins!

(POP NEWS) Current Gore; Bonjour; Follow; Perception; Valued; Hold; Sorrow; Plowed; Hard; Gay!

• WHY: Al Jazeera Buys Al Gore's Current TV Channel!

• BONJOUR: France's First Baby of 2013 Born to Gay Couple!

• FOLLOWING: Andrew Sullivan Pulls in Well Over $100,000 from Independent Donors in First Day After Announcing Pay Site!

• PERCEPTION: Prince Harry a Drunk 'Jackal': Afghan Warlord!

• VALUED: Awesome Ohioans Use Love To Defend Gay Men Confronted By Hate!

• PLASTIC: Mass. Town; No More Small Water Bottles!

• NO HOLD: Kathy Griffin Says She Won't Apologize for Going Down on Anderson Cooper!

(POP NEWS) Hitting Westboro; Dimwit; Proposal; Dallas Leading; Meltdown; Cats; Hobbit; Marky Warp; Damon; Winehouse; Diva!

• ATTACK: Anonymous Hits Westboro for Threat to Protest Newtown!

• BRING IT ON: Feinstein Bringing Assault Weapon Ban to Senate!

• DIMWIT: Victoria Jackson Links Adam Lanza to Women Who Have Abortions!

• GESTURE: Marine Proposes to Partner at White House!

• LEADING: 'Dallas Morning News' Endorses Marriage Equality!

• MELTDOWN: 'Pathetic' Depardieu Quits France in Tax Rage!

(POP NEWS) Trans-Rant; Santa; Invading Paris; Sheen; Babs' Dream; Jackman!

• OFFENSIVE: D.C. Radio Hosts Steve Czaban and Andy Pollin Spew Disgusting Transphobic Rant!

• SOCIALIST: Santa Is a Democrat, Say Voters!

• INVASION: American Apparel to Give Away 10,000 'Legalize Gay' T-Shirts on Streets of Paris!

• INVEST WISELY: To End Homelessness, Stop Buying Holiday Decor?

• SECRETS: Djokovic Buys All the World's Donkey Cheese!

• BAD INVESTMENT: Sheen Still Waiting on 'Thank You' From LiLo!

• DREAM: Streisand on singing with son Jason Gould!

• PACKAGE: Hugh Jackman Talks 'Les Miz', Family, and His Shape-shifting Physique!

(POP NEWS) Dan and Terry; Stoned; Banned; Sent UP; Brubeck; Pizza Breath; Peanut; Going Gay!

• EXCITEMENT: Washington Hands Out 1st Gay Marriage Licenses!

• GOT IT: Dan Savage Has His Washington State Marriage License In Hand!

• It's Official: Pot Now Legal in Washington!

• DOUBT: Judges Disagree on Calif. 'Gay Cure' Ban!

• SETTLED: Kate, Feeling 'Much Better,' Leaves Hospital!

• DANCING IN DARK: Paris Weighs Ban to Darken City of Lights!

(POP NEWS) Forney Destroyed; Sandy Relief; Madonna; No Doubt; Thorpe; Masters; Osbourne; Discovered!

• PURPLE DAY: Ali Forney Center For LGBT Youth Destroyed By Sandy!

• RECORD: Sandy Relief Concert Hauls in $23M!

• RELIEF: Malawi Stops Arresting Gays ... for Now!

• STALLED: Marriage Equality in France Looking Like Much Less of a Sure Thing!

• XPRESS: Madonna Tells Fans at Minnesota Concert to Vote No on the Anti-Gay Marriage Amendment!

• ART: No Doubt Pulls Video After Critics Cry Racism!

• DENIAL: Ian Thorpe on why gay speculation bothers him!

• TIGER CUB: 14-Year-Old Heads to Masters!

• STONING: Town Fights Back Against Large-Scale Pot Growers!

• GOT IT: Sharon Osbourne Had a Double Mastectomy!

• NEW HERO: High schoolers need a new Catcher in the Rye. Luckily David Mitchell wrote one!

• DISCOVERED: Astrophysicist 'Finds' Superman's Planet Krypton!

(POP NEWS) Cold Paris; Kooky Amanda; Chris Brown; Normal; Ready for Oz!

• NOT HOT: Paris Hilton Comments On Gay Men And AIDS Actually Are Shocking; Later Apologizes!

• DENIAL: Amanda Bynes Says She's 'Amazing,' But Acting Kookier!

• ERASED: New App Lets You Delete Chris Brown From Internet!

• CLEANSED: Robin Roberts Receives Bone Marrow Transplant!

• NEW FAMILY: Another Look at ‘The New Normal’ and the Road to Becoming a Parent through Surrogacy!

FINALLY: Starbucks Rolls Out Single-Serve Espresso Maker!

• TOO MUCH SUMMER: Lives Get Shorter for Less Educated Whites!

• READY FOR OZ: Dark Knight Suspect Gets Rid of Orange Hair!

GONE: Stolen Masterpieces 'Crushed by Garbage Truck'!

A Paris watchmaker says he threw out several priceless works of art before being arrested last year, the Telegraph reports. Revealing a long investigation today, police say a Serb nicknamed "Spiderman" stole works by Picasso, Matisse, Braque, and others from a poorly guarded Paris museum in May 2010. An antiques dealer then allegedly passed the works to a watchmaker with expertise in auctions, who "panicked and destroyed the canvasses before throwing them into a rubbish bin."

Detectives are dubious, they say, but can't "totally rule out" his story. In another delicious detail, police say "Spiderman" sought only a Fernand Léger work when he broke into the Musée d'Art Moderne opposite the Eiffel Tower—but the alarm didn't sound, so the "veritable art lover" strolled around for an hour while eluding cameras. Eventually he walked off with five works worth an estimated $100 million. Police say he snitched on the antique dealer after failing to receive his promised $40,000 payment.

WINNING: Cadel Evans Wins Tour de France!

(AP) – Cadel Evans won the Tour de France today, becoming the first Australian to capture cycling's most prestigious title. The 34-year-old Evans crossed the finish line on the Champs-Elysee at the end of the largely ceremonial final stage. He had virtually secured the title with his ride in the time trial in Grenoble a day earlier, and becomes the oldest winner since 1922. Andy Schleck of Luxembourg finished second overall for the third straight year, with brother Frank Schleck in third.

The 21st and final stage—the most prestigious for the race's sprinters—was won by Britain's Mark Cavendish for the third year in a row, despite his being forced to change his bike on the Champs-Elysees. Seven or eight riders were still in competition for the victory in the final week. Evans looked at one point to have lost his chance, when Andy Schleck rode away from the others on the Galibier pass. But Evans held his nerve and finished well ahead of Schleck in the time-trial yesterday to guarantee his victory.