FREAK OUT: More Trouble for LiLo, This Time in Hawaii!

Ah, LiLo, is there no mess you can't get into? Lohan was vacationing in Hawaii over the weekend when her $5,000 Chanel bag went missing—along with the sizable amount of cash, passport, and probation paperwork it contained, reports the New York Daily News. Apparently the starlet was partying (sober, say sources) when she left her bag in a car; when she returned two hours later, the bag was gone. TMZ reports that Lohan absolutely freaked out, knowing that if she misses her Wednesday probation hearing in Los Angeles, the judge could hold her in contempt and toss her back into jail. Lucky, then, that it was apparently returned to her yesterday afternoon. TMZ reports that her friend asked a "suspicious-looking local" if he knew about the purse's whereabouts. He reportedly said he didn't, but then claimed minutes later to have found it on the street. The documents were inside; her $10,000 wasn't.

CAGED: LiLo Gets 30 Days in Slammer!

Lindsay Lohan is officially going to jail—but not for very long. Judge Stephanie Sautner sentenced the actress/aspiring Playboy model to 30 days behind bars today, after she admitted to violating her probation by skipping therapy sessions at the Downtown Women’s Center. But the county sheriff’s department tells TMZ that Lohan will probably only serve 20% of that sentence—or six days.

Sautner also laid out a strict schedule for the remainder of Lohan’s probation, saying she must complete all of her remaining community service time at the county morgue, and that if she doesn’t complete it and her therapy by March 29 she’ll get another 270 days in jail. She also advised Lohan to quit tweeting about her morgue shifts. Still, Lohan seemed to think she’d gotten off easy—as she left court she was heard muttering, “Thank God.

XPOSED: LiLo Posing in Playboy for $1M!

It's a long way from The Parent Trap. Tabloid regular and occasional actress Lindsay Lohan is heading to the pages of Playboy magazine—for close to $1 million, reports TMZ. The famous girlie mag apparently offered $750,000, but LiLo wanted a full $1 million. She didn't get that much, but apparently she's getting pretty close to it. No one on either side is confirming yet, but TMZ says the shoot already began last weekend.

CAGED: Lohan Taken Away in Cuffs After Probation Revoked!

Lindsay Lohan was taken out of court in handcuffs today after a furious Judge Stephanie Sautner revoked her probation. Lohan’s bail bondsman will have her out on bail later today, but the actress could now wind up spending up to 18 months in prison; the judge set a hearing for Nov. 2 to decide her fate, TMZ reports.

Sautner, who noted with frustration that prison overcrowding made a jail sentence unlikely, also ordered Lohan to complete 16 hours of community service at the morgue before that hearing. The judge expressed complete disgust with Lohan’s failure to show up at the Downtown Women’s Center for community service, reading incredulously from a probation report in which Lohan said she didn’t find the center “fulfilling.” And she scoffed at excuses that Lohan had to leave town to work, saying she’d warned Lohan to do the service quickly in case she got a movie role—“I mean, she is supposed to be an actress, from what I hear.” Click for more.

BAD: LiLo's Ex Charged With DUI... at 10:30am!

Bad: Getting arrested on suspicion of DUI. Worse: Getting arrested on suspicion of DUI at 10:30 in the morning. That's what happened yesterday to Samantha Ronson, DJ and Lindsay Lohan ex extraordinaire. Ronson was pulled over on her way home from Las Vegas, where she DJed Sunday night, when cops spotted her speeding in her black Porsche at 10:30am. 

Sources tell TMZ she didn't do well on her field sobriety test, then refused to take a breathalyzer and was arrested. At the station, she allegedly was found to be over the legal limit. Radar notes that she was released from jail last night.

WRONGED: LiLo Flunks Alcohol Test, Does she go to Jail?

Lindsay Lohan headed to court in Los Angeles today for allegedly violating her probation—but it turns out she did nothing wrong, at least legally. Though she had tested positive for alcohol, her probation terms never called for alcohol testing, just testing for controlled substances. And even those tests were supposed to end February 25, PopEater reports. Still, she showed “extremely poor judgment” for hosting a rooftop party, said the judge, as per TMZ.

“Thank you to all my fans for your support. Sending you Love and Light. xo,” Lohan later tweeted. Other celebs were less cheerful about the courtroom result. “What has happened to the justice system in the sate of California seem like all you have to be is famous & they let you get away w/ murder,” tweeted Kelly Osbourne.

GOSSIP: LiLo Begins House Arrest!

Lindsay Lohan arrived bright and early at LA's Lynwood Jail Thursday to surrender for a house arrest sentence related to the alleged theft of a necklace, according to TMZ. The 24-year-old actress will be cooped up in her townhouse for roughly 35 days with the electronic ankle bracelet she was fitted for today. She isn't completely off the hook when that period ends: Lohan also got 480 hours of community service. She pleaded no contest to the misdemeanor charge.

GOSSIP: LiLo Gets 'Belligerently Drunk,' Hangs With Manson!

Lindsay Lohan’s weekend festivities were apparently so epic that stories are still trickling out today. Most notably, the troubled starlet crashed the DeLeon Tequila anniversary party at one of her favorite hangouts, the Chateau Marmont. A source tells the New York Post that Lohan was asked to leave, which the DeLeon CEO confirms: “I advised Chateau management she wasn't invited and that it wasn't a good idea for her to be there, given her history.” But she still had time for some wacky hijinx involving Marilyn Manson, with whom the Sun reports she got along famously.


And don’t worry: Even though she made the ill-advised move of bringing her underage sister along to the tequila party, she insists to E! she was not drinking. (But the night before, a source tells Radar she went to a Hollywood nightclub and got “belligerently drunk” and was “falling all over the place,” then grabbed the wrist of someone who tried to take her picture around 2am Sunday.)