CAGED: LiLo Gets 30 Days in Slammer!

Lindsay Lohan is officially going to jail—but not for very long. Judge Stephanie Sautner sentenced the actress/aspiring Playboy model to 30 days behind bars today, after she admitted to violating her probation by skipping therapy sessions at the Downtown Women’s Center. But the county sheriff’s department tells TMZ that Lohan will probably only serve 20% of that sentence—or six days.

Sautner also laid out a strict schedule for the remainder of Lohan’s probation, saying she must complete all of her remaining community service time at the county morgue, and that if she doesn’t complete it and her therapy by March 29 she’ll get another 270 days in jail. She also advised Lohan to quit tweeting about her morgue shifts. Still, Lohan seemed to think she’d gotten off easy—as she left court she was heard muttering, “Thank God.