(POP NEWS) BITCH in OZ; Big Bird; Champion; Madonna; Gaga; GLAAD!

• SOMEONE'S BITCH: Jerry Sandusky Sentenced to 30 to 60 Years!

• ELEPHANT: Obama Ad Snarks at America's 'Real' Menace: Big Bird!

• GOLDEN: Sam Champion shares his bliss with GMA viewers!

• CONTROL: Madonna; Fine, I'll Ditch Muslim 'Terror Bride' Costume!

• APPROVE: Assange Gets Visit From Lady Gaga!

• OVER: DeVito, Perlman Divorcing After 30 Years!

• PRE-MATURE: 'One Million Moms' Boycotts J Lo-Produced Gay-Themed TV Show That Might Someday Exist!

• GLAAD TV report: Highest percentage of LGBT characters on broadcast television – ever!

(POP NEWS) Gaga Gags; Esquire; Bomer; Ford; PH-ONY; SPOILED!

• GAG: Lady Gaga Hurls During 'Edge of Glory', Carries On!

• GORGEOUS: Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive Is ...!

• WARNING: Oprah OK With Rihanna and Brown, as Long as !

• OUT: Sam Champion is Gay and Engaged to Be Married!

• STATEMENT: Matt Bomer and partner Simon Halls are presented GLSEN’s Respect Award by Joe Manganiello!

• DADDIE: Tom Ford and Partner Richard Buckley Welcome a Son!

• DENIAL: Oprah Asks KONY 2012's Jason Russell if He's Gay!

• DESPERATE: Imprisoned van der Sloot Gets Woman Pregnant!

• THEME: Angry Birds Gets Star Wars Treatment!

• PC: This Was Sexual Assault? 

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TIGHT ASS: Van der Sloot Sentenced to 28 Years to OZ!

If Joran Van der Sloot hoped his guilty plea in the killing of Stephany Flores would win him a light sentence, no such luck: A court in Peru sentenced him to 28 years today—he faced a maximum of 30—and ordered him to pay a $75,000 fine to Flores' family, report Fox News and the AP.

The sentencing comes a day after a US judge declared Natalee Holloway dead. Van der Sloot remains the prime suspect in her 2005 disappearance, and her parents are still pushing for him to be extradited to the US to face trial.

Is Blagojevich Heading to 'OZ'?

Turns out Rod Blagejevich was right that President Obama's old Senate seat was worth something: A whole bunch of jail time. A jury today convicted Blago on 17 of 20 charges after deliberating for nine days. Blagojevich showed little emotion after the verdicts were read, notes the Chicago Tribune, but turned simply to his wife and whispered, "I love you." 

The former governor faced up to 350 years behind bars if convicted on all charges; however, sentencing guidelines would result in less time. The jury deadlocked on two charges and acquitted Blagojevich on one, but found him guilty of wire fraud, attempted extortion, bribery, and conspiracy, among others. His legal team will likely appeal.