If all those year-end lists of inspiring,
fascinating, and otherwise amazing people has you feeling bad about
yourself, turn instead to
GQ's
end-of-the-year list of 2012's least influential people, a group of
"zeros" it refers to as insignificant and thoroughly uninspiring:
- Mitt Romney:
"Did anyone vote enthusiastically for Mitt Romney? Of course not.
Voting for Romney is like hooking up with the last single person at the
bar at 4am."
- Madonna: "That cheerleading outfit isn't making you look any younger, Madge." Get out of the way, we have Ke$ha now.
- Lance Armstrong:
"Every year brings new and incontrovertible evidence that Lance
Armstrong is the polar opposite of the inspiring legend he was once made
out to be."
- Adam Sandler: "At this point, the only reason Sandler makes movies is so that Rob Schneider can earn a living."
- Occupy Wall Street protesters:
"You really showed those Wall Street bigwigs you meant business by
failing to adopt proper leadership and embodying virtually every awful
liberal-hippie stereotype. ... Say what you will about the Tea Party, at
least it managed to get people elected."
The
entire hilarious list is worth a read.
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