by Verne Gay @newsday.com
So without further ado, here are my choices for the dumbest, oddest, silliest, most misbegotten moments and shows and what-have-you of the 2011 TV season. Sincere apologies to those overlooked, and a ho ho ho humbug to those who are not.
1.The Great Kardashian Wedding Hustle _ Not a dance, a con. Kim K. and Kris Humphries walked down the aisle Aug. 20 and hired the divorce attorneys Oct. 31, just 72 romance-free days later. No one really expected this would last, did they? The wedding was basically just a big sloppy promotional wet kiss for a few dozen companies, which provided everything from the ring to the napkins, not to mention the Kardashian brand. Phooey!
2. Charlie Sheen _ Not merely the deranged online show, or delusional interviews, or final rupture with "Two and a Half Men" or ridiculous $100-million lawsuit. The actor's "Violent Torpedo of Truth Tour" _ yes, that's what this special lump of coal is for.
3. Jersey Shore: The Italian Fiasco _ In a drunken rage, Mike Sorrentino charges a wall and nearly knocks himself out. Beautiful Americans! Go home! (They have, but Italy will never be the same.)
4. Terrible shows we could really have done without, thankyouverymuch _ "Man Up."
5. Real Housewives of New Jersey fistfight _ At a christening, no less. Teresa Giudice's brother, Joe, goes obscenely berserk as Bravo helpfully offers a close-up of a cross.
6. ABC daytime, for bumping off "All My Children" _ Bad enough the show still had fans. Bad enough we never found out who J.R. shot. Bad enough it was replaced by "The Chew."
7. Violent deaths we didn't see coming and still don't quite approve of _ Sophia Peletier (played by Madison Lintz), "The Walking Dead"; Jimmy Darmody (Michael Pitt), "Boardwalk Empire"; Ned Stark (Sean Bean), "Game of Thrones"; Tom Walker (Chris Chalk), "Homeland," Piney Winston (William Lucking), "Sons of Anarchy."
8. Nicole Scherzinger on "The X Factor" _ She refuses to vote for child contestant Rachel Crow, who then gets thrown to the wolves _ the voters in the viewing audience. Crow loses, then flops wailing on the stage; Nicole comes to the stage and wails, too.
9. The Blah-scars _ Who knew the Oscars telecast could be so soporific? Host James Franco was chief sandman for the night, aided and abetted by Anne Hathaway.
10. The Bachelor villain Bentley Williams _ He quits the show. Then comes back to the show. Still loathed by everyone, even Chris Harrison.
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