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The royal wedding is sure to be a divine affair, with one teensy exception: Prince William’s bald spot. But never fear: Rogaine is here to help! A rep for the company tells Life & Style, “We've been watching Prince William's growing bald spot closely for years, and we believe Rogaine can help … When he's on the altar and the world is looking at the back of his head, he won't have to worry about the hair that's not there.”

“William would be the perfect spokesman for Rogaine,” the rep continues, “because whether you're a prince or an average Joe, hereditary hair loss affects one in four men.”