DWTS Snags Bristol, Situation AND a Cho?

Dancing With the …Trainwrecks? Yep, Bristol Palin, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, and David Hasselhoff are among the more infamous members of the newest Dancing With the Stars lineup. Don’t worry: It does get classier. How can it not, when it includes ‘90s crooner Michael Bolton? And fellow darling of that era Jennifer Grey? (That's right, Baby.) Margaret Cho? what a shocker! Big Treat to her gay Fans!

The rest of the Stars, who you can catch on the Sept. 20 premiere, are:

The Brady Bunch’s Florence Henderson
Retired quarterback Kurt Warner
former NBA player Rick Fox
Disney star Kyle Massey
singer Brandy Norwood
Hills star Audrina Patridge

The casting agent called the crew her "dream team" and "the most bizarre and yet entertaining kind of dinner party." Deena Katz shares a Bristol tidbit, too, by way of the LA Times: "She's the only one that when I asked her to join the show, she packed up her truck and drove all the way from Alaska."