Ok, just when things couldn't get any worse for the newspaper business, I sure hope we don't get a boycott by anyone objecting to Elton's interview in this week's Parade Magazine. According to HollywoodDame.com:
According to British singer Elton John, Jesus was a gay man.
DON’T HURT US!!!! We’re merely reporting what Elton is quoted as saying. We love Jesus. We love gays. We even love Paris Hilton and her cavernous lady business. We are not here to judge, but merely bring you the news.
So here it is…
Sir Elton recently sat down with the folks at Parade Magazine where is denounced religion altogether. Then he took it one step farther.
Via The New York Daily News:
“I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems. On the cross, he forgave the people who crucified him.”
Via The New York Daily News:
“I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems. On the cross, he forgave the people who crucified him.”
We are well aware that Jesus+Gay= BOOM goes the dynamite. So please kittens, be gentle with us this morning. We are indeed Pro-Mo, but try to resist shanking each other over someone’s opinion. Elton also went on to explain that he is done with being a celebrity.
"Fame attracts lunatics. I never had a bodyguard, ever, until Gianni [Versace] died. I don’t like celebrity anymore.”
This is horrible news to Elton’s tiara and wig collection.
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