by Jesse Archer
At Green Park Hotel last Thursday night my friend Gerald was accosted by a hostile lesbian named Ashley because he had walked by and said to her, "Hi Lesbian!"
He didn't say it meanly, and but she ran over all erupted, "I'm the
manager and I can kick you out for that!" Which is the role of a
manager, right? Managers exist to snap and escalate non-situations.
Gerald told her he meant no offense but she carried on. "How would you like it if I walked by you and said Hi Faggot!?" Gerald said he wouldn't care. It's a gay bar. "This is not a gay bar!" returned Ashley.
Gerald told her he meant no offense but she carried on. "How would you like it if I walked by you and said Hi Faggot!?" Gerald said he wouldn't care. It's a gay bar. "This is not a gay bar!" returned Ashley.

