Straight-Up Christmas' Takes the Gay Out of Holiday Music!

Remember the Michigan teacher who took the "gay" out of "Deck the Halls" this week?
This new holiday album's right up his chimney.

FUNNY: Ron Paul Gets the Bad Lip-Reading Treatment!

Michele Bachmann and Mitt Romney have had their speaking patterns previously parsed.

STEAMY: British Sailors Lip-Dub Mariah Carey's 'All I Want for Christmas is You'!

The ship's company on the HMS Ocean made this video after learning they would be home for Christmas. They arrive back on December 9 after  7½ months away - 225 days with 176 at sea, according to their YouTube page.

They were diverted to Libya after planning for a seven-week deployment. There are lots more details on the video page, but it's apparent they need to blow off some steam.

Mariah Carey tweeted to them last night: "This is the best thing I've ever seen, you guys just made my day! Happy Happy Christmas!!! x0x0 to the troops."

FUNNY: A World Without Facebook!

The sequel to The Social Network explores what might happen to the world if Mark Zuckerberg decided to delete Facebook.

FUNNY: Randy Rainbow Drunk Dials Rick Perry!

Republican parties with open bars and Randy Rainbow get along quite nicely, turns out.

SCARY: Herman Cain's Camp Campaign Ad!

Is it a spoof? Some desperate bid for the po-mo vote? Is Herman Cain running the first camp presidential campaign? What the hell is going on?

PUMPED: Judge Loses Pension after Embarrassing enlargement!

An Oklahoma judge who used a sexual device under his robe while presiding over jury trials has been stripped of his pension. Donald Thompson—who served 20 months in prison for indecent exposure after being caught using a penis pump—violated his oath of office and has no right to collect his $7,789 judicial pension, the Oklahoma Supreme Court decided. Thompson's lawyers argued that he should only lose benefits from his last term in office, the Oklahoman reports.

"Court reporters observed the felonious exposure of Mr. Thompson's private parts, and testified to the fact during the criminal trial. That trial resulted in conviction of felonies. Those felonies violated Mr. Thompson's oath of office," the court wrote. Thompson, who served as a judge for 22 years, was arrested after a court reporter told police that she had seen him using the device almost daily during the murder trial of a man accused of shaking a toddler to death. Investigators found semen on the carpet, his robes, and the chair behind the bench.

SCARY: Lady Gaga Doesn't Need a Halloween Costume for Gagaween!

Lady Gaga's doppelganger and a few little monsters vamp up "This is Gagaween", a neighborhood-terrorizing parody of Gaga's various guises.

FRESH: Gay Soldier Comes OUT to Pizza Guy!

Fausto Fernos of Feast of Fun spoofs gay YouTube airman Randy Phillips' now famous video.
Writes Phillips in a comment on the clip's YouTube page: "This is the best thing I have ever seen...I hope you get a billion views."

READ MY LIPS: Lip-Reading Mitt Romney!

Mitt Romney gets the Bad Lip Reading treatment.

In related news, a new CNN/ORC poll puts Romney and Herman Cain tied for the lead in the Republican presidential primary. However, "only one third of Republicans and independents who lean towards the GOP say their minds are made up."

BIG DOG: Man Throws Hot Dog at Tiger Woods, is Arrested!

A man was arrested after a bizarre attack on Tiger Woods in which he ran on to the green and threw a hot dog and bun at Woods during the last round of the Frys.com Open, just as Woods was about to putt. Neither the food item or the man managed to reach Woods.

BACK IN: Ellen CAUGHT Kissing a Man!

Ellen spent seven minutes in heaven with Mike O'Brien (actually four and a half, but time flies when you're sharing an intimate kiss).

FUNNY: It's a Gay 'Last Friday Night' in ASL!

Michael Chase DiMartino parties down with a gay remake of Katy Perry's "Last Friday Night", in ASL.

WEENIE ALERT: The Anthony Weiner Scandal Gets a Gay P*rn Parody!

HOT AIR: Was it Nancy Grace or Brook Burke?

This week's Dancing with the Stars controversy has nothing to do with Chaz!.

FUNNY: Lip-Reading Michele Bachmann!

She's making a lot more sense now.

FUNNY: Alec Baldwin Plays "Who's on Top" on SNL!

FUNNY: Craigery Morgan’s latest: “I Think I Said Low Pressure System”

Craigery Morgan has the looks of a model and the lip syncing talents of no one I’ve ever seen before.

The 21-year-old college student from Florida’s spoof of the Saturday Night Live sketch “Surprise Party” got him all kinds of well-deserved attention.

Now he’s back as meteorologist and former disco queen Angela Dixon doing I think I Said Low Pressure System.

FUNNY: LMFAO's Thoroughly Gay New Music Video!

LMFAO's latest music video, "Sexy and I Know It," is a little queer. OK, a lot queer. (Simon Rex has a cameo, along with adult-film-institution-unto-himself Ron Jeremy.)

I can't wait for the Family Research Council to give it the detailed breakdown: "And this is where DJ Redfoo defiles American values by flapping his male anatomy in a speedo."

HUSSY: She Doesn't Know Her Husband is Gay!

A music video from Hussy Cowboy for all the Brokeback wives out there. Do you know where your husband goes when he's "working out"?