(Weeklings!) Making the Gay Games Gayer!

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by Louis Virtel

Thank you, President Obama, for throwing your support behind Orlando's bid to host the 2018 Gay Games. According to Obama, Orlando is "ideally suited" to hold the quadrennial sports event. Hooray! Let's do what we can to make sure Orlando gets the bid. Here's my plan: offer up even gayer sports events to make Orlando's Gay Games the best ever.

In this edition of Weeklings!, I list off several new "gay games" that would make the event a one-of-a-kind homosexual experience. Hope you're ready to use the javelin in a new, exciting, and potentially painful way.

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