(JESSE on the BRINK) Happy Halloween!

by Jesse Archer

Scrape them pumpkin guts!

Had a fun time at my friend Drew's pumpkin carving party where all the Aussies are getting into it!

Can you see the Mistress of the Dark?

I've never wanted to take home a urinal before, but then I saw these beauties at Club Nevermind. LOVING it. Though I couldn't help noticing the tongues are white. Could it be a case of candida? 

I'm always thrilled to see innovation creating something extraordinary out of the ordinary. However, the humorless forces of PC are always pissed off. They've already forced one Australian restaurant to remove them.
When are the Aussies going to get into Trick or Treating? When that happens, will it end up like this?

The Scariest Shower scene since....PSYCHO!

When are the Aussies going to get into Trick or Treating? When that happens, will it end up like this?

Happy Halloween, SUGAR!

After all, it IS terribly close to swimsuit season...