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| Is Joshua and Jessica wondering, Bottom 3? |
One of my Pet peeves is when it so Transparent and so phony that you get upset that Not everyone is in on the joke.
So on Last Night's IDOL Result show, Seacrest did one of his famous teasers and had 2 groups with one with the top 3 and one the bottom 3. You would think Hollie was in the Bottom 3? WRONG!
But wait! There’s still Skylar. Jimmy praises her for having the technical skills of the first pair and the singer-songwriter essence of the second. But he says he worries she’ll be forgotten.
Jimmy picks Phillip, Elise and Hollie for the bottom three. And if the two groups are any indication, already he’s wrong.
Skylar is safe! And now she has to do that thing where Ryan tells her to pick which of the two groups is the bottom three, and she refuses to choose because that’s cruel, even though we all know which group she would pick, since she already gave Hollie a long, hard goodbye hug.
But no, we’re wrong, because Skylar is told to join Hollie, Phillip and Colton—they are all safe. That leaves Joshua, Elise and—what?—Jessica in the bottom.
Randy lambastes America for picking a “ridiculous” bottom three, and the audience cheers, as if they weren’t all responsible for this mess. You know those are the only people who probably vote on this show, about 70,000 times per person.
Steven tells Ryan that “we’re gonna use our card tonight.” So it’s decided, and the bottom three can relax knowing no one is going home. Hello, this was the last week to use the SAVE. Of course they will save someone.
Joshua is the first sent to safety. And then, it’s Jennifer Hudson all over again. The person with the lowest votes is Jessica Sanchez! The judges have to be so relieved they didn’t waste that save on any of Jennifer Lopez’s pet projects thus far, or else at this point we’d be saying goodbye to Jessica but would have the pleasure of listening to more DeAndre Brackensick or Jeremy Rosado.
Jessica begins to sing a few lines, but doesn’t get far before Jennifer runs up to the stage and grabs the mic from her. Jessica looks completely in shock. No, actually, she looks kind of annoyed that her song was interrupted. Always the pro.
Randy announces that they are using the judges save. And while it seems great that justice is served or whatever, you have to wonder for a moment—if the judges had a save back in Season 3 and Jennifer Hudson wasn’t kicked off in seventh place, where would she be now? Remember Next week 2 get sent Home!
What a waste of Airtime for this circus!
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