DICK SLAP: Another Wiener Sex Scandal?

Anthony Wiener said he won’t resign, and neither will Wiener. That’s New Mexico’s Bernalillo County Commissioner Michael Wiener, recently accused of sexual harassment, KOB.com reports. Wiener made a sexual joke—something about having both a Wiener and a Johnson on the County Commission—and also told a female employee, “Looking good.” He claims, however, the latter was a reference to her office décor—not her actual looks. If this trend of political scandals and suggestive last names continues, certain people might want to be wary.