CULTURE: Sarah Wants to 'Kick (or kiss) Levi's Ass'!

Sarah Palin was never a big fan of Levi Johnston, but now “Mama Grizzly has had enough,” says a family friend. “She wants to kick his ass!” Adds a Palin insider, “It was bad enough that this kid everyone thinks is stupid has already caused Sarah and her family great shame, telling everyone her secrets. Now, she fears he is going to do it all over again. Who knows what family business sweet Bristol told him when they briefly got back together.”

And those fears are not unfounded, PopEater reports: Johnston is reportedly shopping a $20,000 post-breakup interview where he promises to reveal more of Sarah Palin’s secret plans. Making matters worse, E! got the details of the music video he shot with Brittani Senser (listen to the song at below) about a relationship broken up by the girlfriend’s controlling mom…and it seems to be inspired just a bit by his relationship with the Palins.

I think Levi should tell and show it all in Playgirl!