Whitney Houston is in the news again—Why is she canceling shows? Is she using drugs? Will her comeback attempt fail?—but Cary McNeal only has one question about the diva: “Has Whitney Houston been relevant since 1995?” McNeal goes on to list 8 other celebs she’d like to never hear about again, on Café Mom:
Kate Gosselin: “Her 15 minutes were up at least two years ago.” For the love of God, “stop putting her on TV!”
Tiger Woods: There’s absolutely nothing left to say about “Tiger Frickin’ Woods” that hasn’t already been said 5,000 times.
Kim Kardashian: “She has two talents, and both of them are in her bra.”
Rush Limbaugh: Please don't tease us with idle threats about leaving the country. That's just cruel. Do it or shut up. Both, preferably.
Lindsay Lohan: Speaking of dead, I think LiLo will be, soon. I don't wish it upon her; I'm just going with the odds. No one with a lifestyle like hers lives for long. Just ask Corey Haim or Heath Ledger. Wait. They're dead. Never mind.
The Girls Next Door: Even horny old Hef had enough and gave 'em the boot. Why must we keep hearing about these bimbos? Is it because they are so different from all the other bleached-blonde, fake-boobed Playboy bunnies?
May I also add Saral Palin, Michael Steele, Fred Phelps, Ann Coulter, Jesse James, etc to the LIST?
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