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Friday, March 1, 2013

(Ester's VIEWS from a BROAD) a WEEK of BUMPS and DICKS!

by Ester Goldberg

"Such a scary day on the slopes today," Paris Hilton, 32, wrote on her Pheed account. “After seeing the gash on @RiverViiperi's leg, I almost passed out. I have never seen a cut that deep in my life. He is so brave, I can't even imagine the pain he went through today."

Yes, Hilton was so scared, she decided to pose for a photo while on the back of the paramedics' snowmobile, which was towing her bleeding boyfriend behind in a stretcher.

KIM KARDASHIAN could be a featured SEAWORLD PERFORMER ..showing baby bump and bigger fat ass at Elton john Party.

Ya know ya just wanna toss this fame whore some pizza and see if she can leap and get it..Showng her baby bump and fatter ass at Elton johns oscar party..

Whats that beeping sound?

DANCING WITH THE STARS announces this Seasons group of Has beens: ANDY DICK??

The cast (?) of the new season of "Dancing with the Stars" -- returning March 18 -- and while a few names here may beggar the definition of what a "star" is -- its basically "Dancing with the 'FAME WHORES'" after all -- this looks like a boring cast of has beens. ( Ratings dropped bigtime during the "All Star," and the bloom is very much off this rose...its more like ragweed.

Wayne Newton's Las Vegas Estate Up For Sale...and so is his face??

Danke Shame that face...... Bankrupcty looms..he used to make MILLIONSSS!

PEREZ HILTON SPAWNED and had a child.. who will grow up to look ike HERMAN MUNSTER.

NOW that this no talent whiney wildebeste ..has a little soul to protect and watch over...he will KNOW what is like to have someone go after their kids like he did with so many celebuTOTS!