(Ester's VIEWS from a BROAD) Crazy Bitches!

by Ester Goldberg

Crazy Bitch!!! Ex-Mayor Blames $1 Billion Gambling Binge on Depression, Tumor

So i think I will run for office and bilk my city for a billion bucks and blame it on menopause/post menopause/ on going menopause...!

The end of times is near. KIM KARDASHIAN prays for all the Skank whores in the world!

A picture is worth a thousand words....... GIVE ME A CAPTION!

Kim Kardashian Morphs into some Black hairy looking Brazilian BUSH creature..

TWUNT BEAST of the SOUTHERN WILD.......!

Lightning hits Vatican after pope resigns TWO times!!!!

Just hours after Pope Benedict XVI announced his decision to retire from the papacy, lighting hit St. Peter’s dome at the Vatican.

Lady Gaga Tour Cancellation will cost over 25 million!!

 Well its not the edge of glory........

Chubby Checker, Legendary 60's Singer, Sues Over Penis-Measuring App With Same Name. THIS lawsuit is growing!

YES... who knew a Penis measuring app..called a CUBBY CHECKER... would be hard to swallow for someone?

"Chubby" can be slang for a semi-erect penis. Chubby Checker (real name Ernest Evans) has filed suit in Saint Lucie County (Fla.) Federal Court this week, alleging that Hewlett Packard and its subsidiary Palm, Inc. didn't have permission to maintain the app called "The Chubby Checker."

Mini Meth Lab Found in Golf Course Porta-Potty. No Bubba..thats "your" Crack..NOT the Crack!

In a PORTA POTTY...OMFG!

On Breaking Bad, Walter White and his crew cook meth in houses that are being tented for termites and in a motor home. Now, a real-life meth-cooker has gotten even more creative -- or disgusting. A mini meth lab was found inside a porta-potty in the middle of a golf course in Purcell, Oklahoma.



In other CRAZY News:

• Naked Man Accused of Rubbing One Out While Driving Down I-95 with Toy Pistol ‘in His ASS!

• Couple Addicted to Coffee Enemas... good to the last drop?

• Mans Prosthetic eye pops out in court during testimony! Guess he was "keeping and eye on things" RIMSHOT!