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Friday, January 18, 2013

(ester's VIEWS from a BROAD) ANIMAL MYSTIQUE!

by Ester Goldberg

Lifetime’s ‘Drop Dead Diva’ Cancelled After Four Seasons! KARDASHIAN curse again?

The network tried to shake things up last season with the casting of non-talent and professional fame whore and home porn Video performer Kim Kardashian in a recurring role. Bitch is TOXIC.. She sunk SEARS too!

Britney Spears May Be Headed to Vegas with a 100 million a year Deal!

her 15 million a year is just peanuts compared to the 100 million or more she might get if she goes to VEGAS!

She's been negotiating with one of the Caesar group properties to appear in a Celine Dion-type show, according to TMZ Sources connected to the negotiations tell them ... from Brit's standpoint, "The deal is a go. There are several stipulations that could throw a monkey wrench in the deal, but it's basically done."


One of the outstanding issues -- exactly what Britney will be doing. There's back-and-forth over whether she will just perform on stage at a big theater multiple nights a week, or whether she will also make appearances at functions in the hotels, nightclubs and pool day clubs.

Britney-spearsrejectVEGAS

Chimpanzee addicted to Porn! Ya think she Spanks the Monkey?

Meet Gina, a horny chimpanzee that only wanted to watch pornography when a television and remote control was placed in her enclosure.

A female chimpanzee at the Seville Zoo in Spain watched porn every chance she got, primatologist Pablo Herreros wrote over the weekend in El Mundo.

Chimphorny


Gina the chimp was supplied with a remote control and several channels to watch on TV -- and within days focused on the adult action "as many of us would have done," Herreros said.

Herreros, who observed Gina a few years ago in a tour of Spain's zoos, said her behavior surprised him but proved that primates, like humans, "possess an intense sexual life."

If it's a case of monkey see, monkey do, Herreros didn't say!

Crabs Down Below May Be Going Extinct . . . Thanks to the Brazilian Wax its an Endangered Species!

Here's a story i was itching to tell you and get posted.. (RIMSHOT) According to reports, CRABS are going extinct.  Not delicious Maryland crabs.  The crabs you get DOWN BELOW . . . ya know, after you drink eight Jager shots and go home with someone named Bubba.  Especially if it's a woman named Bubba.

Licehead

Women & men are completely eliminating ALL of their hair down there, and that's drastically reducing the opportunities for pubic lice to spread from person to person.

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