(ester's "VIEWS FROM A BROAD") A Week of 'IDIOTS' and SKANKS!

by Ester Goldberg


When Skanks get let go... Can you imagine a "Jersey Shore" without Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi or Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino? Well, you better get used to it. According to TMZ, sources are saying that 495 Productions is looking to cast new house members to replace the show's biggest breakout stars.

GONE?  Lets hope the KunTrashians are next!


THE Idiot known as THE SITUATION BANNED from Showing Abs in REHAB!

The Fake tanned Douche bag with an ego the size fo Rhode Island must really be getting his huge attitude slapped down a few notches...

Kim Kardashian now wants to prosecute the person that dropped a white load on her back the other night.

 

The best part of the whole video was watching the PIMP Momma Kris return back to the red carpet in the video.. and pick right back up posing for the paps wih her botxed lips pursed to Jesus...  What a family of tools...

ANYHOO..the SNATCH (Skank) that ate Hollywood...has decided she wants to prosecute... ( after saying she wasn't)  I guess she wanted to milk it for as much PR as they can.

We live in a America where the girl got arrested on site 4 tossing flour on a useless FAME WHORE Kim Kardashian and the man who killed TRAYVON MARTIN is still free. Figure that one out! 

 

and this useless Home Porn twunt is crying cuz her feelins got hurt..... Before you and your pimp momma  press charges you irrelevant twunt.. think about it YOUR Situation... and the signal it sends!

Overexposed Celebrity, KIM . . . While the ho sisters Khloe and Kourtney Are in the Top 10:

Yeap the Kuntrashian klan  was able to take 3 places in the top 10.. Followed by the drunken pickled twat Snooki and  THE SHITUATION.. the moron with the good  body and the face  to protect it.

The Octomom NADYA SULEMAN . . . Topless! Another act of Desperation...to feed her 14 kids. SAD.

 

NADYA SULEMAN posed in nothing but her panties for some British magazine.  Fortunately, her well worn nipples are covered and no one had to wear a hard hat.

The EVIL that is DICK CHENEY got a New Heart and lease on Life...... too bad! Halliburton profits probably bought heart transplant!

 

Rick Santorum had a hissy fit and  fired back at a reporter in response to his statement that "Romney is the worst Republican in the country." he denies he said it... what a tool!

CARSON DALY says Gay People Wouldn't Have Stopped Crazy JetBlue Pilot! Too Feminine???


We all still wonder who Carson blew to still be working at NBC.. I just dont get him.. He's like a cockroach.. he just wont' go away.. and lucked out hosting THE VOICE.. What is his talent?

any hoo Carson Daly does not believe gay people would have been able to restrain the pilot who freaked out on a recent JetBlue flight ... suggesting gays are simply not brave enough to handle dangerous situations. WRONG!

Quaker Oats Man 'Larry' Slims Down In Redesigned Logo: botoxed- shorter hair and Photoshopped.

 

The KUNTRASHIANS are the only one using botox and photoshop ...
Larry, the plump mascot that has adorned the packages of Quaker foods for the past 135 years, has gone on a diet. And maybe gotten a little Botox.


IN OTHER SKANKY NEWS: 

• Woman Convicted Of Using Prosthetic Leg To Kill Boyfriend! Talk about putting your foot down!

• Woman is Suing McDonald's For Turning Her Into a Prostitute. I was eating a BIG MAC not doing him!

• Proof the Gay Cruise couple who got busted were stupid pigs in Dominica. Here's pics of them having sex!