ENTERTAINMENT: LiLo Is Sprung From Betty Ford

Lock your doors (or maybe at least your wet bars): America's favorite trainwreck, Lindsay Lohan, has been sprung from Betty Ford Center just as David Arquette checked in, reports Radar. The onetime actress today completed a 90-day stint stemming from her 2007 DUI conviction just in time for 2011 to start: "Today is the first day of the rest of my life. The future depends on what we do in the present.' -Mahatma Gandhi... One step at a time..." Lohan tweeted on New Year's Day.

Dad Michael is predictably calling on mom Dina to join together and do some actual parenting. "I'll say this now: I don't want to be held responsible in the future," he told CBS' Early Show today. "If Dina and I can't get on the same page and resolve the differences she believes that we have, it's going to be a never-ending battle for Lindsay. She needs that stability in her family. All my kids need it."