CULTURE: Obama Bans Topless Photos!

President Obama is apparently getting shy (or flabby?) in his advancing years as president. Reporters have been given strict instructions not to snap pics of a topless president while he's vacationing in Hawaii, reports the New York Times. That means no more hunka-hunka shots and no more memorable headlines like the New York's Post's "Buff Bam is Hawaii Hunk" after Obama was snapped shirtless several times while vacationing as president-elect.