CULTURE: Arrest Warrant Issued for Lohan!

We can't think of many, but we're sure Lindsay Lohan's made better life decisions than dabbling with cocaine and meth while on probation. La Lohan's parole has now been revoked and an arrest warrant issued, reports TMZ, though the gossip site notes that the warrant is being held until the starlet's court appointment Friday morning.

On the upside for LiLo, she's reportedly settled her lawsuit against E*Trade over its "milkoholic" ad. TMZ says Lohan's side is "very happy" and scored some cash out of the deal.