Ricky Martin finally came out, and the world said, “Duh.” On Gawker, Brian Moylan lists 10 more public figures who really need to admit they’re gay already—after all, the rest of us know. View the list in the gallery—or, for 10 more celebrities who also came out to a chorus of “Obviously!” click here.
Anderson Cooper: He would show the world “even though a journalist is gay, he can still report in a fair and balanced way. Also, that sissies can stand up in a hurricane and not get blown away.”
Kevin Spacey: "If he comes out, he can have a public boyfriend and won't get mugged when he's cruising in the park in the middle of the night anymore.”
Queen Latifah: Picture it: “A ‘black lesbian’ cabaret show with Wanda Sykes.” Plus, “she can stop calling her girlfriend a ‘trainer’ or ‘assistant,’ or whatever cover story she's using now.”
Chace Crawford: “He probably won't have much a career after Gossip Girl anyway, so what's the big deal?” Still, he’ll probably wait to come out “until his career has hit Chad Allen lows.”
Zachary Quinto: “As Spock, he plays one of the world's most popular straight characters in a huge movie franchise. This would show that gay actors can still get great parts in big Hollywood movies.”
Matt Drudge: Hey, if he finally comes out, “the tireless conservative blogger might finally get himself an active social life and maybe someone to join him in his fortress of solitude.”
Michelle Rodriguez: “She's made a career playing tough female characters. This will only make it easier for her to get those roles.”
Barry Diller: The media baron “is perhaps the most famous gay married person in the world.”
Richard Simmons: If he comes out, “all those hot pants and headbands will finally make sense.”
Ed Koch: The ex-mayor of New York City “is so gay he has been on Sex and the City.”
Anderson Cooper: He would show the world “even though a journalist is gay, he can still report in a fair and balanced way. Also, that sissies can stand up in a hurricane and not get blown away.”
Kevin Spacey: "If he comes out, he can have a public boyfriend and won't get mugged when he's cruising in the park in the middle of the night anymore.”
Queen Latifah: Picture it: “A ‘black lesbian’ cabaret show with Wanda Sykes.” Plus, “she can stop calling her girlfriend a ‘trainer’ or ‘assistant,’ or whatever cover story she's using now.”
Chace Crawford: “He probably won't have much a career after Gossip Girl anyway, so what's the big deal?” Still, he’ll probably wait to come out “until his career has hit Chad Allen lows.”
Zachary Quinto: “As Spock, he plays one of the world's most popular straight characters in a huge movie franchise. This would show that gay actors can still get great parts in big Hollywood movies.”
Matt Drudge: Hey, if he finally comes out, “the tireless conservative blogger might finally get himself an active social life and maybe someone to join him in his fortress of solitude.”
Michelle Rodriguez: “She's made a career playing tough female characters. This will only make it easier for her to get those roles.”
Barry Diller: The media baron “is perhaps the most famous gay married person in the world.”
Richard Simmons: If he comes out, “all those hot pants and headbands will finally make sense.”
Ed Koch: The ex-mayor of New York City “is so gay he has been on Sex and the City.”
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