Nerve ranks America’s chief executives, from Washington to Obama, on sex appeal. Richard Nixon—“Certainly the least sexy person connected in any way to Deep Throat”—is 43rd and last; here are the top five:
Theodore Roosevelt: Handsome, fit, outdoors, pro-environment, a war hero: “So sexy that if he slept with your girlfriend, you'd be flattered.”
John F. Kennedy: “For a long time, the Kennedys topped the unspoken list of Celebrities America Would Like to Bang. … In terms of simple sex appeal, JFK can really only be compared to himself.”
Barack Obama: “Smart, funny, and have you seen him with his shirt off?”
Thomas Jefferson: “Tall, gentlemanly, and he wrote the Declaration of Independence.”
Franklin Pierce: “Not much to say about this obscure president, except that he’s gorgeous. He's like Johnny Depp, but without as much to show for himself.”
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