OUTS: Depp, Paradis Basically OVER!

Good news for aspirant single men and ladies everywhere, bad news for Johnny Depp and long-time girlfriend Vanessa Paradis: After 13 years and two children together, they are basically living separate lives. It's been more than a year since they've been spotted together on the red carpet, and sources tell People their relationship is pretty much done. And they've uprooted their life from an idyllic French town to Los Angeles, to boot. "It's so sad," says one source. Perhaps neither of them could stand the stench any longer...