TARGET: 'Please, Please' Invite Linda Hamilton to Ball!

Today's moment in Marines weirdness: Terminator star Linda Hamilton has turned the tables on the Marines and filmed her own YouTube appeal begging for an invitation to the ball. Hamilton says she cried "all night long" after hearing that Betty White turned down an invitation from Sgt. Ray Lewis, and that she wants to make it up to him. "I know that I am no Betty White, but I would be really, really thrilled" to attend the ball, Hamilton pleads, in an appeal that randomly starts with a workout montage, and lists her winning traits: She's "vintage," and "twice as funny" as White! Her closing line: "Please take me to the ball, please, please!"