FUNNY: Psychic Octopus on Team Jacob

Paul the psychic World Cup octopus may have retired, but not before settling one last important question: Team Edward or Team Jacob? Proving that he “actually is brilliant,” writes Megan Gibson in Time, he chose Jacob (a Twilight character, for those of you over the age of 16). “Though it must be noted,” Gibson continues, “that you don't need to be psychic to choose Team Jacob. You just need eyes.”