(POP NEWS) Too Hot; Powerful; Sacred; Banned; Too Gay; New Rule; Subject; Gimmick; Baby B; Crazy: Tick Tock; Chic!

• TOO HOT: Senator Marco Rubio is Very, Very Thirsty!

• POWERFUL: President Obama Delivers 2013 State of the Union Address!

• SACRED: American Family Association Doesn't Want Gay Corpses in Arlington National Cemetery!

• BANNED: British Producer Deported from Uganda After Imprisonment for Staging Gay-Themed Play!

• TOO GAY: Pope Leaving for 'Good of the Church'!

• NEW RULE: AP Restricts Use of 'Husband' and 'Wife' to Married Hetero Couples!

• SUBJECT: Nigel Barker Making Film About Longtime Gay Activist David Mixner!

• GIMMICK: Lawyer Offers Free Valentine's Day Divorce!

• BABY B: Alec Baldwin Expecting Baby With New Wife!

• AILING: Lady Gaga Postpones Shows Over 'Chronic Pain'!

• CRAZY: More Bizarre Behavior From Amanda Bynes!

• TICK TOCK: Apple Working on 'iWatch'!

• THREAT: New SARS-Like Virus Can Spread Person-to-Person!

• CHIC: Affenpinscher 'Banana Joe' is America's Top Dog!