(POP NEWS) Pope Shocker; New Direction; Poster Girl; Next; Relax; Offfensive; Watered; Drama; Gold; Wasted; Issues; Impressive!

• SHOCKER: Pope Benedict XVI Resigning February 28! 

• NEW DIRECTION: Thailand Considers Civil Union Bill; Would Be First Country in Asia!

• POSTER GIRL: Lesbian with Foreign Spouse Threatened Under DOMA to Attend State of the Union Address!

• NEXT STATE: Oregon Activists Launch Drive to Put Marriage Equality on the Ballot in 2014!

• LABELED:Gay Teen's Home Vandalized In Hate Crime!

• RELAX: Chill! You'll Get Way More Done!

• OFFENSIVE: Largest Fortune-Cookie Maker Nixes Romantic Slips!

• WATERED DOWN: Maker's Mark to Make Its Bourbon Less Potent!

• DRAMA: Kuhsner Sorry he Changed Lincoln History!

• GOING FOR GOLD: Argo Wins Best Film at Britain's Oscars!

• COMEDY GOLD: Identity Thief Steals $36.6M!

• WASTED: Now LiLo, Mom Hit With Foreclosure Notice!

• ISSUES: Chris Brown Totals Porsche in Paparazzi Chase!

• DENIAL: Rihanna, Chris Brown Quite Cozy at the Grammys!

• IMPRESSIVE: Ellen DeGeneres checks out Katy Perry’s ample chest at the Grammys as Portia laughs it off!