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• KARMA: Santa Monica High School Outprotests Westboro Baptist Church THEN Reporter Destroys them!

• UNOPPOSED: Cardinal O'Brien's Resignation Great for Gay Marriage in UK with No Credible Catholic Leader to Oppose It!

• FASHION BACKWARD: No More Red Shoes for Pope Benedict!

• REALITY: US Can't Help Gay Binational Couples Because of DOMA!

• BAD PENNY: NY Gay Couples at the Start of a Divorce Boom!

• HUGE LOSS: Server Who Died in Restaurant Explosion in Kansas City Last Week was Lesbian Activist, Counselor! 

• TREKKIE: Vulcan' Wins Pluto's Moon Naming Contest!

• ORDERED: Court Orders Whistling Man, Walk Around More!

• THE VOICE: Ex-Surgeon General Koop Dead at 96!

• PC: 'Negro' Wiped From US Census!

• ANIMAL: Morrissey's Latest Target: Cast of ... Reality Duck Show!

• RE-VEAL: Wynonna Judd, Andy Dick Join New DWTS