(POP NEWS) Global Affair; F-Bomb; Clogged; Cheap; Well Deserved; Offended; Inclusion; Tops; Tab; Toxic; Finally; Senses; Ripped; Stand; Change!

• GLOBAL AFFAIR: Iran Fumes Over Argo's Oscar Win! 

• F-BOMB: Jennifer Lawrence Reveals What She Was Thinking When She Fell on the Stairs at the Oscars!

• CLOGGED: Toilet Floods Oscars Lobby!

• CHEAP: No Laughs Over Onion's Super Nasty Oscar Tweet!

• WELL DESERVED: Twilight Bites, Wins 7 Razzies!

• OFFENDED: Anti-Gay Megachurch Pastor Spurned by Tim Tebow Speaks Out!

• INCLUSION: UFC President Dana White On Gay Fighters: 'If You Are Gay, I Could Care Less'!

• TOPS: Johnson Wins 2nd Daytona 500!

• TAB: Pippa's New Job Is Kind of Embarrassing! 

• TOXIC: Man's Romantic Balloon Gesture a Felony!

• FINALLY: Russia Gets Tough New Smoking Law! 

• SENSES: How Scientists Get You to Love Junk Food!

• RIPPED: Go-Go Dancer Helps Subdue Ax-Wielding Man In Gay Club! 

• BASIC: Chairman Looks to Buy Back Barnes & Noble!

• SNUB: Kanye Disses Jay-Z, 'Suit & Tie'!

• STAND: More Shops Announce Boycott Of Anti-Gay Writer's Comic Book!

• CHANGING HISTORY: DC Comics Killing Latest Robin!