(POP NEWS) Bite Me; Smart Move; Numb; Day Off; USA; Wasted; Whore Alert; Bad Hair!

• BITE ME: Brendon Ayanbadejo wants professional sports to be ready for openly gay teammates!

• SMART MOVE: Two Phelps Children Defect from Westboro Baptist Church!

• NUMB: Vonn will Be Back in Time for Olympics!

• DAY OFF: No Saturday Mail?

• USA AIR: American, US Air Close In on Merger!

• WASTED: Big Boozing Puts Marriage on the Rocks!

• WHORE ALERT:  No Breasts, Butts, or Privates at the Grammys!

• BAD HAIR: Quest to Squash Beyonce Photos a Hilarious Failure!