(POP NEWS) Stop; Manti's Man; United; Karma; Back Track; Tricep; Warped; Kris; Crap; Denial; Duh!

• STOP: Bullied Gay Teen Hangs Himself in Oregon Schoolyard!

1. MANTI's MAN: Manti Te'o Hoaxer Ronaiah Tuiasosopo to Dr. Phil: I'm Gay, Confused!

• UNITED: Westboro Baptist Church Files Amicus Brief in SCOTUS Prop 8 Case; Will Join NOM at Rally in March!

• KARMA: Gay Marriage Foes Deep in Debt, Struggling to Meet Supreme Court Costs!

• BACK TRACK: Chick-Fil-A No Longer Funds Most Controversial Groups!

• NEW TRI-CEP: Limbless Soldier Gets Double Arm Transplant! 

• WARPED: Post-Brawl Chris Brown Compares Himself to Jesus!  

• 50-SOMETHING: Melissa Gilbert Gets Engaged to Actor Busfield!

• OVER: Ashley Judd Getting Divorced!

• KRIS: Coming Soon, Kris Jenner Talk Show!

• CRAP: Jason London Arrested, Defecates in Cop Car!

• BUILT: Schwarzenegger Sex Pic Found!

• DENIAL: Whitney Houston’s mom says it “absolutely” would have bothered her if her daughter were gay!

• DUH: Gomer Pyle' Actor Jim Nabors Comes Out as Gay, Marries Longtime Partner in Seattle!