(POP NEWS) Smirking Kate; Booted; Progress; Service; Rise: Fit/Bored Holmes; Retro; Breed; Choice; Padded like Beckham!

• SMIRK: Duchess Kate Gets First Official Portrait!

• BOOTED: Anti-Gay Sermon Costs Pastor Role at Inauguration!

• PROGRESS: Christian Poll Shows Less Americans Think Being Gay Is A Sin!

• BAD SERVICE: North Carolina Cafe Owner Hands Lesbian Couple Letter Condemning Homosexuality As They Leave!

• RISE: 'Incurable' Gonorrhea Hits North America!

• BORED: Katie Holmes Randomly Shows Up at Murder Trial!

• FIT: James Holmes to Stand Trial!

• RETRO: Timberlake, Destiny's Child Releasing New Albums!

• BOXED: Ex-Bodyguard Sues Bieber, Says Singer ... Punched Him!

• BREED: Andrew Rannells is a 'Purebred' Gay!

• BETTER CHOICE: Snubbed by Oscar, Affleck Wins Critics' Choice Top Honors!

• PADDED: 'Daily Mail' Raises Questions About David Beckham's Package!