(POP NEWS) Marilyn; Storm; Rescue; Kraut; 2nd Coming; Karma!

• MOTIVE: FBI Worried Marilyn Monroe Was Communist!

• STORM: Gen. Schwarzkopf Dead at 78!

• RESCUED: 'Rescue Me' Singer Fontella Bass Dead at 72!

• COLD TURKEY: To Avoid Gay Weddings, Firm Drops All Weddings!

• KRAUT: Germans Save Money by Exporting Old People!

• DETAILS: Straight Actor Confronts Discomfort With Playing Gay!

• SECOND COMING: Washed-Up Stars' Savior, Social Media!

• DELIVERED: Top Actors Who Show Hollywood the Money!

• KARMA: Simon Cowell Sick of Britney!