(POLITICS Weekly) Big Bird; Poll; Christie; Bloomberg; Koster; Axelrod; Brown; Race; Hilary!

• CRISIS AVERTED: Modest Million Puppet March Makes Case for Big Bird!

• POLLING: Why Nate Silver is Right!

• ELEPHANT: Christie Was This Close to Being VP Pic! 

• X-FACTOR: Bloomberg Endorses Obama, Cites Hurricane!

• Idiot GOP Hopeful: Post-Rape Abortion Is 'More Violence' on Woman!

• SACRIFICE: Axelrod Bets His Mustache on Obama Win!

• EXCUSE: Brown Backs Out of 4th Debate!

• MOD MITT: As Romney Seeks Center, Ryan Sidelined!

• CHURCH ORDERED: Romney rejected new birth certificates for gay parents!

• BIASED: Do Newspaper Endorsements Matter?

• RACE: Prejudice Against Blacks on Rise Since '08!

• HACK: E-Voting Machines Totally Hackable, Experts Warn!

• DIM-WIT: Meet America's Worst 2012 Candidate!

• READY FOR 2016: Hillary Still Planning to Leave!