(POP NEWS) SANDY Blame; Kate; McKellen; Yoko; Smokin'; Levi; Atlas; ANDERSON end!

• BLAME GAME: Christian Chaplain Blames Hurricane Sandy on Gays!

• WEENIE: Hurricane Sandy Brings Out Shirtless Horse-Man!

• SNAP: France to Arrest Pap Who Snapped Kate Pics!

• SECRETS: DiMaggio Ring, Possibly Stolen, Heads to Auction!

• INTERNAL: Ian McKellen's Years In The Closet Honed His Stage Craft!

• NOT BLAMED: Yoko Didn't Break Up the Beatles!

• COLD TURKEY: Women Live 10 Years Longer by Quitting at Age 30!

• ORGASMIC: Is Facebook Better Than Sex?

• MORE WEDDING NIGHTS: Levi Johnston Marries Other Babymama!

• DUD: Cloud Atlas Fizzles!

• GAY CARD: Anderson Cooper’s daytime talk show to end!