(POP NEWS) LiLo Targeted; Arnold on 60; Dingbat; Everett's Belief; Harry; Bieber Puke; Hathaway; Liberace!

• TARGET: Cops Won't Charge Alleged Lohan Attacker and He is a republican Congressional Staffer!

• NOT GAY: Arnold Had Other Affairs!

• NO COMMENT: Maria Shriver to 60 Minutes: Get Lost!

• DINGBAT: Gay Rights Activist Destroys Wingnut Victoria Jackson and Random Bigot in Sidewalk Debate!

• BELIEF: Rupert Everett SAYS Gay Marriage is 'Beyond Tragic', Having Babies is 'Absolutely Hideous'!

• BEYOND REACH: Prominent SMU Student Arrested for Sexual Assault on Male Classmate!

• DOUBLE STANDARD: Palace Won't File Press Complaint Over Harry Pics!

• CRAZY: Anarchy Actor 'Out of Control' Months Before His Death!

• GAG: Bieber Pukes on Stage!

• HAPPY ENDING: Anne Hathaway Gets Married!

• PRICELESS: Bonnie and Clyde's Guns Go for $500K!

• MATCH: Michael Douglas and Matt Damon in costume as Liberace and “chauffeur” Scott Thorson!