(POP NEWS) Anti-Gay Day; Urie; Holmes; Pitt; Strip; Picasso; Bond; Mika; Abbey!

• HATE: Christians Slam Anti-Bully Day Over 'Gay Agenda'!

• HAG: Ann Coulter Announces 'Disown Your Son' (for Being Gay) Day!

• PITCH: Urie hilariously campaigns for Oscar host job!

• SHRINE: Mansion Billy Bob, Angelina Shared: Yours for $10M!

• NO MORE BEARD GIGS: No More Actors, Katie Holmes Wants an Artist!  
• SENSUAL: In a First, Chanel No. 5 Hawked by a Guy: Brad Pitt!

• FANTASY: Sandra Bullock Strips Down With Chelsea Handler!

• BOOTED: Internet's 'Biggest Troll' Fired After Gawker Exposé!

• JUNK: Mongolia Yanks Last Lenin Statue, Wants $280 for It!

• Picasso, Matisse, Monet Works Stolen in Huge Heist!
• FAREWELL TOUR: Rocking at 50: Stones to Tour Again!
• STABLE: 'Insanity' Fitness Trainer Shaun T Comes out, Marries Boyfriend!
• EROTIC: Inside James Bond and Skyfall's Gay Subtext!
• OUT: Mika Talks Coming Out, 'The Origin of Love'!

• STEAMED: Greek State TV Cuts Gay Kiss from 'Downton Abbey'!