We take a frame-by-frame analysis of today's kiss. Oh, and other stuff probably happens.
00:10: - Sonny and Will meet outside Bradys Pub, which is an oh-so-fitting anagram for "Puds Bray," because as they move closer, the nether regions of both young men release guttural cries of longing.
00:15: - The stunning greenery provides a lush, comforting surrounding. It's a welcome gift provided by Mother Nature ... lest she be confronted by Sami.
00:17 - Will stammers
00:20 - Sonny's B.S. meter, which has been held together with twist ties, dental floss, and chewed Bubble Yum since meeting Will, finally explodes, sadly taking out a small village with it's collateral damage.
00:33 - Will stammers.
00:47 - Sonny lets out a sigh. It's a sigh that's filled with emotion. The sigh of a man whose destiny is about to be fulfilled. A sigh for the ages.
00:57 - TEARS START WELLING
01:10 - As the ghosts of Nuke, LuRe and Kish look on, Sonny moves closer to Will.
01:15 - Sonny and Will kiss.
01:16 - A mighty tremor shakes the earth. It's the sound of One Million Mom's heads exploding in glorious unison.
01:19 - As they pull away, a single strand of saliva stretches between their moist lips. It's a lifeline between their pulsating bodies. Delicate, yet strong as steel, like a spider thread after the morning dew. It will bond them forever.
01:20 - Their lips meet again. Will's manhood boldly shouts to the heavens, "Gabi Who?"
01:23 - As the screen fades to black, the ghosts of Kish, Nuke, and LuRe slowly fade away. As they disappear into the ether, Reid Oliver turns back and delivers a final ... "Meh."
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