(POP NEWS) LiLo's Bad Week; Mormons and Muslims; Romney Orgy; Clint; Cat mayor; Diva Idol!

• ATTENTION GRAB: Anderson Cooper Cautions LiLo as she is Arrested Again AND Guy in 'Hit-and-Run' says She Was Drunk! 

•  DOUBLE-STANDARD: Why Is It OK to Mock Mormons, But Not Muslims?

• MOCK: French Paper Publishes Nude Mohammed Cartoon!

• JUDAS OR MARY: Ancient Scrap of Papyrus Refers to Wife of Jesus!

• ORGY: Romney Event Hosted By Hedge Fund Sex Partier!

• BACK-TRACK: Clint Eastwood Tells Ellen Gays Should Have Freedom to Marry!

• MEET: Gay Medical Student Files Suit Against Columbia University, Says Supervisor Harassed Him on Grindr!

• TRANS-STEP: Dad-Daughter Dances Axed for 'Gender Discrimination'!

• CAT RIGHTS: Hizzoner? Canadian Cat Runs for Mayor!

• NOT NORMAL: Predictions For The First Two Shows Cancelled, is the New Normal next?

• BREAKING OUT: Jake Gyllenhaal on His New Film, New York Stage Debut!

• GAG: Jennifer Aniston Pregnant?

• DIVA ALERT: No Idol Feud ... Yet!