(POP NEWS) WACKY CLINT; Boo Boo Beats; Sage; Jersey; OZ; Roddick; Lesbian Chic; Ghost of Reagan!

• UP-STAGED: Clint Makes Mitt's Day!

• EMBARRASSMENT: Clint's Wacky Chair Schtick Lights Up Twitter!

• CUTE: Honey Boo Boo Beats RNC Ratings!

• CAUSE: Sage Stallone Died of Heart Disease, Not Drug OD!

• FIN': No More Jersey Shore After This Season!

• OZ'd: UVa Lacrosse Player Gets 23 Years for Murder!

• RE-TIRE: On 30th birthday, Andy Roddick announces his retirement from tennis after the US Open!

• COLOR BLIND: Stevie Wonder SAYS Some People Who 'Think' They're Gay Are 'Confused'!

• CHIC: Lesbians Are So In This Season, Says Style.com!

• SCARY: Reagan Hologram Skips Convention!