(POP NEWS) RITT; Modern Family; Rosie; Gaga; Slutty Rihanna; LiLo; New HIV Pill; Novak Obsession!

• UNITED: Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan Have 'Bromance' on 'The New Yorker'!

• MODERN FAMILY: FOX News Uses Gay Anthem to Introduce Romney Sons!

• OFFICIAL: Rosie O’Donnell is married!

• SOUL: Lesbian Songwriter Brings UK X-Factor Audience to Its Feet!

• PANIC: UK's Loose Lion Really a Cat Named 'Teddy Bear?'

• BORN THIS WAY: Why Lady Gaga Records Naked!

• SLUT: Rihanna, Russell Brand Both Move on!

• PRO: Lohan Eyed in Jewelry Heist!

• FOR PROFIT: FDA OKs 4-in-1 HIV Pill!

• OBSESSED: Boy Asks Novak Djokovic to Marry Him at U.S. Open Practice!