(POP NEWS) Elton's War; Mika comes OUT; Gaga; Pat's Slut; Octo-whore; Levi; Brad's Touch; Lochte!

• It's WAR: Elton John Declares Madonna a C*nt'!

• FINALLY OUT: British Pop Star Mika, 'Yeah, I'm Gay. This is My Real Life'!

• NEXT: Lady Gaga Reveals Name of New Album: ARTPOP!

• SLUT: Pattinson Accuses Stewart of Having 2nd Affair!

• NICE TOUCH: Brad, Not Angie, Planning Wedding!

• WHORE: Octomom Now Auctioning Off ... Herself!

• OPPORTUNITY: Levi May Seek Custody Over Bristol's Awful Parenting!

• PAYBACK: Larry Craig Sued For $217,000!

• FREE-DOM: Jane Lynch: 'F**k Chick-fil-A'!

• RED in BLACK n WHITE: NASA Curiosity Probe Makes Historic Landing on Mars, Beams Back Photos!

• FLURT: Hunter Parrish Not Hung Up on Sexuality!

• BRONZED: Andy Murray wins Olympic gold!

• ALL AMERICAN: Ryan Lochte's Parents Face Foreclosure!