(POP NEWS) Amstrong DOPE; Microsoft; Gay Oscars; Madonna SNUBS; Full-Frontal; Lost; WOWED!

• DOPE: Armstrong to Be Stripped of Tour de France Titles!

• FINALLY: For First Time in 25 Years, Microsoft Updates Logo!

• DESPERATE: Hollywood Bit Actor Accused of Extortion Death Plot!

• GAYEST: Gay Producers Craig Zadan and Neil Meron Helming The Oscars!

• SNUB: Madonna dedicates "song" to Elton John in concert!

• GOING UP: Full-Frontal Nudity on TV: Up 6,300%!

• MIS-PLACED: $8.6K Rembrandt Lost in the Mail!

• LIFER: No Parole for Lennon's Killer!

• DISS: Wayne Besen Responds To Right's Bill O'Reilly Protest: 'It Is Rich'!

• EQUAL: Kristen Bell And Dax Shepard Say It's 'Tacky' To Marry When Gays Can't!

• REALITY: Bow Wow Cries 'Photoshop Hacker' Over Mystery Photo Of Him In Bed With Another Man!