(POP NEWS) Grace's Hoop; Philip Pooped; Madonna; Celine; SJP; Penis Pill; Lilo!

• DIVA ALERT: Grace Jones Hula Hoops Through 'Slave to the Rhythm' for the Queen!

• POOPED: Prince Philip Hospitalized!

• STATEMENT: Madonna Swastika Infuriates Right-Wing Politician!

• LOVESICK: Titanic Song Makes Me Sick Too: Celine Dion!

• DISH: Sarah Jessica Parker Invites You to Dinner!

• REPLACED: Darren Criss to replace ailing Pink at Obama event!

• MISSION: 'So You Think You Can Dance' Winner Benji Schwimmer Comes Out, Talks About Being Gay and Mormon!

• SLUT: Octomom's Next Gig: Stripper!

• STRAIGHT: New Drug May Combat Penis Curvature!

• SLEEP ALONE, NOT: To Sleep Better, Partner Up!

• BETTER: First Official Photo of Lindsay Lohan and Grant Bowler in Elizabeth Taylor Biopic 'Liz and Dick'!