(POP NEWS) Travolta's Pattern; Cher Rips; Depp channels; Madonna; DH Bitchfest; Brady!

• THANKS,TMZ: Here's Proof Travolta Isn't a Masseur-Groper #1!

• PATTERN: Second Masseur Suing Travolta!

• CONFRONTED: Cher Rips Romney's 'Racist Tea Bagger Masters'!

• GOING LEZ: Punk Rock Frontman Switching Sexes and Going Gay!

• INSPIRED: Depp Channeled 'Incredibly Stoned' George W. for Wonka!

• RE-VEALING: Madonna's Secret for Longevity: Bacteria?

• BITCH-FEST: ‘Desperate Housewives’ Farewell Gift Snubs Hatcher!

• WRONG CITY: San Diego is First City in Nation to Name Street for Harvey Milk After Unanimous City Council Vote!

• TRAIN-WRECK: NBC's 'Smash' Celebrates Music of Anti-Gay Pastor Donnie McClurkin!

• PUCKED: Weirdest Part of Met Gala, Tom Brady's Hair!